me: i’d like some fries please
five guys burgers and fries ™ employee: what size ?
me: regular please
five guys burgers and fries ™ employee, pouring two pounds of fries into a cup that fits like 20 fries at most and not breaking eye contact with me as it’s pouring over into the rest of my bag: is this enough fries ?? is this enough fucking fries ???
me, through tears and sobbing: y - yes
five guys burgers and fries employee, shoving fries into my stupid mouth: that’ll be $2.39
me, choking: hhhdbhh huh hhhhshhhhhs
